The Kingdom of Nowns Soveria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Felisa Gilbert with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.995 billion Soverians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagueux. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Nowns Soverian economy, worth 747 trillion Nowns Kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,073 Nowns Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nowns Soveria's national animal is the Soverian Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nowns Soveria is ranked 12,537^th in the world and 747^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,059.65 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.